If A Fly Puts You Over The Edge, Definately Stay Away From Me!

Dear PETA,

There is a dog that will be getting a swift kick in the behind when I see it next.

That may upset you.

But, if you had just spent 8 hours over two days scrubbing up all of the poop and pee stains in a house, you'd kick the dang dog too.

Or not.

Whatever.

If you promise not to judge me for this one act of discipline, then I won't judge you all for being wacky.

Thanks.